In late 2016 the rumour mongers were stirring up the Nintendo Switch pot with a title no one could ever have seen coming. In the last few weeks however, it has come to light that while the game is yet to be formerly announced, verified leaks suggest that Mario+Rabbids: Kingdom Battle is indeed coming to the Nintendo Switch.

WHAT?

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT NINTENDO, I WILL TEAR UP ALL THE PHONE BOOKS IN THE WORLD WITH MY TEETH.

THIS ISN’T A GAME THAT APPEALS TO ME. WHERE IS THE ANIME ART STYLE? IT’S NOT A REAL NINTENDO RPG WITHOUT ANIME. HOW CAN PEACH AND RABBIDS EVEN MAKE A BABY, THIS SHOULD GO IN THE BIN WITH ADVANCED WARS UNFUCKABLE TANKS.

THIS IS A TRAVESTY. NINTENDO ARE SPITTING IN THE FACE OF US, THE TRUE FANS BY MAKING DEALS WITH UBISOFT.

DID YOU KNOW THAT UBISOFT STOP SUPPORTING THE WII U IN NOVEMBER 2014 WITH AAA RELEASES AND ONLY SUPPORTED THEM WITH JUST DANCE AFTERWARDS?

IT’S NOT IMPORTANT THAT ALL OTHER WESTERN PUBLISHERS STOPPED SUPPORTING THE CONSOLE WITHIN A FEW MONTHS, WEEKS IN SOME CASES AFTER LAUNCH. THAT SQUARE ENIX DIDN’T BRING ANYTHING OTHER THAN DEUS EX: HUMAN REVOLUTION. AND THAT CAPCOM’S ONLY RETAIL RELEASES WERE PORTS OF 3DS GAMES. UBISOFT IS THE WORST PUBLISHER EVVVVVEEEEEERRRRRRRR.

I WILL BE BOYCOTTING ALL OF NINTENDO’S PRODUCTS UNLESS THEY RETURN TO FORM BY RELEASING A MARIO GAME IN THE VEIN OF MARIO 64.

Oh wait, there’s more than one game coming to the Switch, never mind those comments.

(But honestly, it shouldn’t take this long to port Rayman Legends and Steep especially when consumers are insatiably buying digital releases they’d otherwise ignore)

Mario+Rabbids: Kingdom Battle will be at Japan Expo in Paris this July.

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